Fighting Terrorism the Impotents way.

Sorry its been a long time since i blogged,its been 4 hectic weeks, too much travel and too much reading to catch up,but anyway nothing much has changed in the world has it? our truly secular world remains secular,those of who are in the 21st century dreaming of making the next one better for our next generation and also ourselves are going about it and those who live in the 2nd century continue to live there believing that life actually begins after death (+/- the 72 virgins) or waiting for the Mahdi(who?) please research the Internet,it seems it was the most discussed topic in the UN convention in NY last week.
Coming back to our Secular Congress men(Really, I have yet to see any Congress man act as a MAN) anyway,decided to fight Terrorism (oops what an oxymoron of a statement is it??) It was a bit like asking a group of Impotent men to have ..x (oops that is too much of a politically incorrect word) lets say,it was a bit like asking a group of Impotent men to go out a fight :) Get the point gents:).
Impotent men are simply Impotent they cant fight,but display of Impotence is worse than suicide,so what do they do? They just accept a defeat and shamelessly say that they have signed a deal,but this time our honble Singh really lost it,It was too difficult to hide impotence anymore,He accepted that they cant fight Islamic Terrorism anymore,(With UP elections next month and with it being tied the Gandhi family hence Congress party's future,there is no way Congress is going to take on the Islamists) He said He wants to jointly fight terrorism with Mushy!!!!!,
Here was the deal, which no newspaper has reported,but an intelligence friend of Mine who has ears in the right places told me.
In return for being talked to
1.Mushy will ensure that till UP elections there will be NO terrorist attacks in India,(except Kashmir).
2.ISI along with the mullahs in UP will canvass discreetly and also openly FOR congress candiates and also pass local regional fatwas(local fatwa is the latest technological innovation in the Islamic world) against SP and of course BJP candidates so that congress gets Muslim votes.
3.Post elections Mush will ensure that a select list of People who (Initial list has been provided,but can change depending upon the situation) WILL NOT be targetted, these include among others all Congressmen close to the FAMLIY and a few others who wear the opposition hat,but are true blooded congressmen.
4.Mush will also ensure that periodic terrorist attacks happen that will target Hindus in states NOT ruled by congress and also incite communal riots so that the center has a pretext of accusing the non-congress govt of being of course what else (NON-SECULAR) and try enforcing presidents rule.